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When Men Try to Give Baby Gifts
A few weeks ago I was razzing Arrington about never giving us a baby gift, particularly given the rather thoughtful ones we recieved from his arch nemesis.
This isn't *technically* true-- Heather bought out half of our registry on behalf of TechCrunch and AOL and delivered them to our baby shower along with two trays of homemade baby-themed cupcakes and sent flowers on behalf of the team when he was born. But all this was news to Mike who didn't actually put any work into it.
He said it was "weird" for men to buy baby gifts. I listed all the other men I know who'd sent them and he assured me, their wives or assistants made all those decisions. In the case of Marc Andreessen, I'm positive that's not the case. No one else would send a crate of "Sarah 2.0" T-shirts in a variety of colors all about eight sizes to big.
At any rate, the email I just got below sort of made Mike's point and made me laugh:
Hey Sarah. I wanted to send you a belated congratulations on the birth of Eli and a timely congratulations on the pending launch of your new site. At least I'm on time for something!
[Redacted] would love to send you a belated baby gift. Don't worry, I managed to convince [him] that Eli did not need a [name of his startup] onsie. He gave me a onesie that said "All About the Tit" after the birth of my first child. For the second child, he went too far on the other end of the spectrum and gave me a tiny Italian suit, size 3 months--as if my newborn had business meetings and needed to look sharp. Needless to say, neither was every worn. If you're OK with us sending you a gift, which I promise is useful, can you provide your mailing address?
In Lieu of News, Here's a Soap Unicorn
I am busy doing a lot of exciting things. The problem is, I can't really talk about them because I don't want to say what my next job is yet. (Watch me dodge questions on Bloomberg earlier this week here.) So in lieu of that, here's a picture of Eli in the bath with a soap unicorn horn on his head.
Now that Thanksgiving is behind us, I'm trying to lay-low for the rest of the year. I'm focusing on work stuff that has to get done and enjoying the final moments of my "maternity leave." It's either been the least successful or most successful maternity leave in the world, depending on your metrics.
I Didn't Think the Fail Whale Logo Could Get Cuter...
...But I was wrong. This is one of those shirts that will totally confuse the older Eli. "Why did you dress me in this weird shirt with birds lifting a whale and think it was so awesome?"
Thanks Tom Limongello for the kind gift!

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