Mr. T Wins, So Do Seven of My Commenters

Well, judging the Mr. T v. Chuck Norris contest proved harder than I expected-- a lot of great answers! Fortunately, Gotham sent me seven books and I will pass on the extra riches to two more of you.

The *single* best was Josh Kocurek's answer:

"This is probably one of the hardest decisions I will ever have to make in my life. I mean, on one hand,    you have the mighty beard of Chuck Norris. On the other hand, you have the epic mohawk that rests     upon Mr. T's dome. A-Team? Texas Ranger? Hmmm.

First off, the fight would have to take place in a remote location in the Andes Mountains. This way, entire city blocks and millions of innocent people would not be sacrificed. Secondly, there would have to be some ground rules. You know, the usual...no flying, no stopping time, no laser beams from the eyes, etc.

So who would win? I would put my money on Chuck Norris do to his years of mastering the roundhouse kick. I also heard Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."

Other winners include Matthew, Amber, Mike, Ben Koo, and Patrick. Although Patrick almost got disqualified because he had a major logic gaffe with Conan. Don't you remember Conan's single greatest bit of the last few years? THE WALKER TEXAS RANGER LEVER! Technically, Chuck Norris made way more appearances than Mr. T. But the other arguments were so good, I couldn't.

I felt someone deserved a multimedia award since several funny Mr. T videos were submitted as evidence of his awesomeness and the fact that you can pretty much pay him to say anything. My favorite, submitted by Dred242 is below. "MAYBE MR. T KNOWS COMPUTERS!" I hope so. I'd love to start seeing him at some tech events around town! Meantime, all seven of you email me your addresses at sarah(at)sarahlacy.com to get your prize.

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