Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris: Who Is Your Money On?

I would have to vote on Chuck Norris.

Mr T. sadly will be weighed down by his jewelry and at the first chance he got, Chuck would put a kick to the back of the neck, therefore forcing the jewelry through the entire neck effectively beheading Mr. T.

Jack Bauer, hands down.

T kills chuck "musically" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBgj-NV7m90

It really depends on the weather. If its sunny you got to go with Mr. T as the shine off of his bling would blind Chuck Norris.

If overcast Norris would make quick work of Mr. T via some roundhouse kicks to the dome.

Mr.T.
Mr T as B.A. (Bosco Albert) Baracus in the A-Team did it by just being himself.

Norris is just too damn cool and that always looked practiced.

"T" has battled cancer for more than 10 years but still goes about his career full speed, never asking for pity or consideration.

Mr T is the real deal, true American original. Not taking anything away from Chuck Norris, he's the embodiment of great American.

My two cents anyway.

Let's measure them up:

Beard - Edge CN. His can throw a punch.

Hair - Edge T. The mohawk always reigns supreme...and the feathered look has been out for years.

Apparel - Edge T. Both wear sleeveless shirts, but CN wears too tight wranglers. Ouch.

Modern popularity - Wash. T appears on Conan and CN on The Family Guy.

Accessories - Edge CN. Gold chains are out and cowboy hats are forever.

Action figures - Edge T. He was way more and they are much cooler.

And the winner is...Mr. T. Besides, the A-Team has his back.

Chuck Norris wins because Mr. T would "pity the fool."

Chuck in a landslide because he pities no fool, he just beats them to a pulp and leaves.

Actually, the fight would never happen. Mr. T and Chuck Norris are one and the same. Have you ever seen them in a room together?

But.....if I have top pick one, it would be T, hands down. I have a Mr. T bobblehead on my dashboard.

When asked for comment, Mr. T replied "I pity the fool dats gotta fight Chuck Norris. Have you seen my oatmeal? I got no time for this jibba-jabba."

This is probably one of the hardest decisions I will ever have to make in my life. I mean, on one hand, you have the mighty beard of Chuck Norris. On the other hand, you have the epic mohawk that rests upon Mr. T's dome. A-Team? Texas Ranger? Hmmm.

First off, the fight would have to take place in a remote location in the Andes Mountains. This way, entire city blocks and millions of innocent people would not be sacrificed. Secondly, there would have to be some ground rules. You know, the usual...no flying, no stopping time, no laser beams from the eyes, etc.

So who would win? I would put my money on Chuck Norris do to his years of mastering the roundhouse kick. I also heard Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

V is for virtualization, sucka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1S2tsxVHg

Chuck Norris always wins. Round house kick to the heavily necklaced neck - over the phone!

Chuck Norris always wins. Round house kick to the heavily necklaced neck - over the phone!

Chuck Norris for sure! He's got crazy smarts and would reverse reverse reverse psychology Mr. T out of his gold jewelry and then use it as num-chucks and beat the cr@p out of him!

My money is on Mr. T!

T helps me out everyday on my GPS. You can get his voice as a download from something like, Nav tones. i don't know, find it for yourself.

Chuck Norris would have is ass kicked and for those of you who this he would win, your dreaming!!!

While Mr. T would win a fight in fists, I think you'd beat both of them with a fight in words.

Mr.T wins simply because he's a Night Elf Mohawk. Enough said....fool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bsOKH3_DNo